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Just after dawn I crossed the border into eastern Kansas feeling certain I would find my target for the day.  I was in search of Lampropeltis triangulum syspila, the Red Milksnake, probably the most common snake found there this time of year (not counting Ringnecks, of course, which are considered honorary worms in Kansas).  In the past week people were flipping them without fail, and despite the cool, gray morning I had no doubt of success, it was only a question of numbers.

 

Pulled up to a promising road cut in an area known to be saturated with syspila.  I felt like a miner approaching a particularly rich vein of ore. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

            I quickly got started, prospecting the cut from end to end, then crossed the road to work the other side.  Methodically lifting each stone, removing the Ringnecks, carefully returning the rocks to their resting place.  Hundreds of rocks, four different cuts, hours of hunting, and here’s the sum of what I found:

 

 

 

 

Northern Water Snake

Nerodia sipedon

 

 

            A Water Snake.  A friggin’ Water Snake.  That’s it.  (Remember, Ringnecks don’t count.)  How is it possible that I can be in the right place at the right time of year, and against all odds, come up empty?  During the days before and after I was there people were finding gobs of Milksnakes at the same sites I checked, but when I show up, nada.  I blamed it on the weather, but deep down I know the curse of the common snake continues (for an explanation, see my trips of Arizona, April 2003 and South Carolina, March 2004).

 

            Gave in to the inevitable and departed, my mood as dreary as the overcast sky.  I drove to the west and started thinking of motels and where I’d stay that night, when just past Topeka, a transformation.  Woods gave way to grasslands, and overhead the sun, surrounded by blue, reclaimed the sky.  Maybe it wasn’t too late, after all, to salvage something from this day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

            Checked the clock and my map, then set a course for the Flint Hills.  I was close enough to catch the last few hours of light, and with temperatures climbing as the clouds withdrew, my mood lifted as well.  Turned off the highway and drove the dirt roads looking for a likely spot to flip rocks. I spied a tiny little road cut, just a few feet high by maybe 25 yards long, almost too small to take seriously.  But it had rocks, so I stopped and got out.  

 

 

 

   

 

 

            Walked the length of the cut, taking my time to survey the stones, and finally selected one near the top that was large and flat, figuring it might be the warmest.  Dug my fingers under the edge, pulled up and back, and --- Milksnake!!  On the very first flip!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

            Now I’m psyched.  After photos I return the snake to its hiding place and try the rock right next to it.  Bam!! Another one!

 

 

 

 

Red x Central Plains Milksnake intergrade

L. t. syspila x  L. t. gentilis

           

 

 

            This one was darker, more like the Central Plains variety which intergrades with Reds in this region.  No matter, it’s a Milksnake!  Back he goes and I scan the roadside for another likely looking rock.  I roll the dice again, and once more come up with snake eyes.

 

 

 

 

Red-Sided Garter Snake

Thamnophis sirtalis parietalis

Still covered in mud before its first shed after a long winter underground.

 

 

            This has never happened to me before.  Three rocks, three snakes. One after another, starting with my first flip.  I’m beginning to believe the stories.

 

            I decide to move around and go to the far end of the cut, planning to work it more systematically now.  Rock #4 gets turned . . .  and, yes, there’s a snake underneath it.

 

 

 

 

Another intergrade Milksnake.  This one looks more like syspila.

 

 

            This is getting freaky; I’m not sure what to make of it.  I look around, feeling nervous.  Is someone watching, a prankster who’s planted these snakes . . . am I about to be punked?  Too giddy to care, I go back to the rock pile, confident of what will happen with the next turn of my hand.

 

            Rock #5:

 

 

Yellow-Bellied Racer (juvenile)

 

 

            I’m in complete control.  I can stop anytime I want to.  I swear, only one more and I quit.

 

            Rock #6 (a two-fer) . . .

 

 

           

           

          . . . and then it’s over.

 

            I can’t believe what I’ve just experienced.  Six rocks in a row, each with a snake underneath; they just kept on coming.  It’s surreal, unlike any herping I’ve ever done before, almost overwhelming.  Between the Ringnecks and these back-to-back Milksnakes, I feel so . . . so . . . outnumbered. 

 

          It’s getting dark.  The prairie goes purple with the setting sun.  Somewhere unseen coyotes call to each other.  First just a few, then others answer from a different direction; soon I’m surrounded by their chorus.  I’m feeling a bit euphoric, still enjoying the rush of what just happened.  So this is Kansas herping.       

 

           

             

 

 

 

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